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Old Jan 07, 2008, 06:11 PM // 18:11   #301
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 08:08 PM // 20:08   #302
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 08:34 PM // 20:34   #304
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 08:35 PM // 20:35   #305
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 09:52 PM // 21:52   #306
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 10:51 PM // 22:51   #307
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Old Jan 07, 2008, 10:58 PM // 22:58   #308
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Old Jan 08, 2008, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #309
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Old Jan 09, 2008, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #312
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fail...........
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Q: Why couldn’t Jesus play hockey?
A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards.


Q: How do we know Jesus wasn’t killed by the Jews?
A: They would’ve only used one nail.



Bill Gates In Hell
Bill Gates dies.He is now in front of God and God says:
- Because you were a very important man where do you wanna go: in hell or heaven?
After a while Bill Gates answer:
- Well, I would like if posible to see how is it in both places.
Done, so Bill Gates goes to hell.There, lot’s of fun, cool girls dancing, drinks, muzic, etc.
After 2 weeks goes to heaven too.There he saw some angels who were sitting on clouds and singing at harp, in rest kinda boring.
So Bill Gates goes to God and tell him that he would like to go to hell.
After a month God makes him a visit in hell.There he finds Bill Gates burning into a boiler.
Desperate Bill Gates says:
- Goooood look what it’s here it doesn’t look at all with what i found the first time when i walk in here !!!
And God answers:
- That was just a demo!

_____
The priest in a small village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO rooster and about ten hens.

Well, one Saturday night, the RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO rooster was missing, and because the priest had heard that RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, “Who’s got a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO?”
All the men stood up.
“No, No,” he said, “That wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO?”
All the women stood up.
“No, No,” he said, “That wasn’t what I meant either. Has anybody seen a RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO that doesn’t belong to them?”
Half the women stood up.
“No, No,” he said, “I meant: Has anybody seen MY RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO?”
Up stood five nuns, three altar boys, and two priests…
(along with a statue of St. Peter)

So, there’s an old priest and a young priest
The old priest is going on vacation all week and asks the young priest to fill in for him on Sunday to do confession.
Well, the young priest says, but I’ve never done confession before. What do I do?
The old priest says, don’t worry. There’s a chart to go by inside the booth.
So, come Sunday the young priest is a little nervous.
The first person comes in and says, Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I’m jealous of my neighbor’s new car.
He looks at the chart, finds envy, and says, Say 3 hail Mary’s. Go with God.
The next person comes in and says, Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I cursed my mother out.
Again he looks at the chart and says, Say 4 hail Mary’s and 2 Our Father’s. Go with God. Now he’s a little more confident in his abilities.
The third person comes in and says, Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I gave my boss a blow job.
He looks and looks, but can’t find blow job on the chart.
Finally, he sticks his head out of the curtain and summons one of the altar boys over to him.
Altar boy! What does Father give for a blow job?
Two snickers and a coke!


A Catholic Priest vs Acne
Q. Whats the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
A. Acne at least waits till you’re a teenager to come on your face.



Q: Why could Jesus walk on water?
A: Everybody knows…SHIT FLOATS!
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